I have completed the Appalachian Trail

Well guys, I completed the Appalachian trail September 26th.  I would like to say it was a life changing experience, but like, mostly I just walked a lot.

I just want everyone to know I did the entire Appalachian trail so I could visit with Penis Fly Trap's mom and dad and eat at their restaurant, Captain's Fresh Idea in Maine.  I heard you needed to work up a good appetite before eating there, so that's what I did. 

I hiked, I chafed, I finished.

I didn't even die once.

Hanging out with Gary and Becky Hall

Fuck ya, lobster roll

Got a tour of the family photos.  pre-Penis Fly Trap. So virginal.

 

Brief Visit Home 8.22.17

I came back for a brief visit for family reasons and ICHY shaved my head so I could complete trail in a more aerodynamic fashion.  She's a very thoughtful person.