I just want everyone to know I did the entire Appalachian trail so I could visit with Penis Fly Trap's mom and dad and eat at their restaurant, Captain's Fresh Idea in Maine. I heard you needed to work up a good appetite before eating there, so that's what I did.
I hiked, I chafed, I finished.
I didn't even die once.
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| Hanging out with Gary and Becky Hall |
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| Fuck ya, lobster roll |
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| Got a tour of the family photos. pre-Penis Fly Trap. So virginal. |
Did you throw the ring into the volcano?
ReplyDelete“It's a dangerous business, Nub, going out your door. You step onto the trail, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.”